Ashes

Ashes
Its a negative word is nt it? the end result of fire... thats ashes and smoke.
Smoke!! that reminds me of half of my friends, who smoke.
Its not a sin to smoke, in fact it is good to smoke. Its a nice feeling... dragging on hot air deep in side your body.
It is a great stress buster... its stylish and its a social exhibition of your attitude.
Especially, girls SHOULD smoke. Its a 'must'. As I said, it shows their tough attitude.
When they drag a puff n blow it off, its seeking an acknowledgement for their unsaid but some obvious words
which may sound somethin like these

" dude i am a hard nut,"

" I am not like al those stupid village kinda galz, 'm a tough Cookie"

" hey look at ma attitude"

" i jus don give a damn to anything"

" see wat i am made up off"

and a million more. See how much could u communicate by pushing some smoke off.
It really shows that you are modern, stylish and really a hip hop kinda gal... u know... 'yo-yo' kind.
and if anyone dares to say in the polite way possible, anythin on the lines of " don smoke" give this 'one-sided' smile, while draggin in the next puff
and say it laud in your mind " f*** off looser", which should echo within your empty head for sometime.
But do not quit smoking.
Dont listen to these, 16th century conservative chunk of people with this orthodox attitude.
After all its your life. And if they intend to brain wash you with statements which could mean your health is gettin spoiled; get a bit philosophical and say " life is short anyways, so lets not compromise ".
If these non-trendy people still dont understand, they might go a step further to educate you on the after-effects which may even hit your baby in future, because you are a girl and will be a mother someday.
"If men can smoke why cant women, come on mate, think broad, women are equal to men" - shoot at them.
And if that rural chap replies " well, women are not only equal but they stand a step ahead as they give birth to another human, and that life will terribly get affected even before coming to the world. In other words, living in a polluted room, even before entering the polluted world".
Dont go to argue wid him, coz he seems to know a bit of facts, so just ignore him and give that 'sidie' smile once again... these uncivilized people dont seem to know the pleasure of smoking.
Try if u can persuade them to take a puff.
If they don look like giving up the 'gyan' session, make a sorry face and tel em.... " its not easy to quit, I tried... really". Trust me its an awesome feeling to say I am addicted to somethin.
And don give a chance to talk about pollution or passive smoking or any bull shit la that.
"come on we are all educated people and we know what we are doin" - blow it on to their face.
And trust me galz, a gal who smokes is an ideal "made" for the 'today', it gives a cutting edge to ur persona
Its like adding that 'faul lingo' to your non-abusive conversations, it adds depth, jus keep adding one of those 'F' shaped words in every line possible.
It announces " I am the urban Youth of today, and I don take shit".
And don ever give up smoking; You should smoke if you love urself, ur family and ur society ( in broader terms)
If atall you wont die smoking, u could atleast smoke dying.
Now before my life turns to ashes, la me go for a smoke. I deserve it, coz I am also a civilized, modern, stylish, educated, socially committed, sexy, young guy, with the attitude of 'go to hell, you morons'